Bigfoot Hunters Expose Their Own Show, Finding Bigfoot in Review

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A new paranormal reality show has found some unlikely critics: its own stars. The new Animal Planet show, Finding Bigfoot, is already being debunked by its own on-camera team of Bigfoot hunters.

Finding Bigfoot is designed from the same mold as a TV ghost hunting show with a crack team of Bigfoot "experts" going to different places each week to search for the elusive North American apeman. The team arrives at a location, listens to the stories of the locals and then uses (and often misuses) various technical gear to pretend to find evidence. Each episode features the same tired producton techniques of other reality shows: fast cutting, re-creations, night vision footage, sound effects and silly face-mounted cameras to build excitement out of basically nothing.

Is it a bad sign that the official Animal Planet press release for the show refers to the team by first name only? Lesser shows might have soberly discussed the credentials of their scientific team and perhaps even mentioned their last names. But paranormal reality shows don't roll that way so presenting the team members as characters fits right into the spirit of the thing.

The team, Matt, Cliff, Bobo, & Ranae usually attempt to re-create a piece of Bigfoot footage or evidence each time, perhaps imagining that such pointless activity shows a scientific approach or maybe this is just another way to pad out the hour.

Much use is made of a FLIR thermal imaging camera as the team walks around the woods at night looking for a "Squatch" (apparently the producers decided that this term is snappier than "Bigfoot" because everyone on the team uses it in an embarrassingly self-consious way).

In a recent show, the team stumbled upon an upright figure in a field. The figured showed up very brightly on the FLIR. It was hard to make out just what it was but it looked alive.

The team approached closer and closer and, just as it seemed we might find out what the object was, the producers clumsily cut away from the FLIR image and we are told (but not shown!) that the creature disappeared into the surrounding brush. We lost Bigfoot!

As a viewer, this was a most frustrating experience. Why did they cut away? What was that figure?

Matt Moneymaker explained the whole thing on the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization (BFRO) forums:

Flir_Thermal_Imaging_Equine "The heat blip in the meadow was a horse. I said so on camera. I talked about the horse for a good long while. I figured the producers would edit it honestly, but they didn’t. Their editing made it look as though I did not identify the figure before it ran off. I did. It was a horse. They inserted lines from other scenes where I talk about something running away before I could figure out what it was."

Moneymaker, founder of the BFRO, is leader of the Finding Bigfoot team. His statements are a rare revelation from the actual makers of a paranormal show that what they are doing is cynically and completely fake.

In another show Matt is again in the woods viewing things through the FLIR and sees a figure on a hill above him. He takes off yelling and wildly running after it. We see fleeting glimpses of humanoid figure fleeing. Is it Bigfoot? Alas, the creature gets away again. Should the show really be called "Losing Bigfoot?"

After some stilted and manufactured drama in which the team argues with Matt about how wise it is to run off alone after a potential huge hairy unknown creature, Matt ends the argument by saying, "Let's go back and look at the tape." For some reason we viewers are not shown the tape again. Why would that be?

Moneymaker says:

"… the thing I ran after up the hill was a human — someone who was sneaking around us in the woods trying to watch the production in progress. I said so repeatedly and vehemently at the time, for the cameras, but they edited out all of that in order to make it seem unclear what I was chasing after."

Other members of the team also seem to be upset with the way the show came out. In another forum, someone claiming to be Bobo wrote about the show:

"Everything Matt said is true. We’re getting screwed. You people have no idea how much Matt and I fought with the producers to have any legitimacy on this show…Sorry to all of the squatchers that are bummed out on how they’re doing it. I assure it isn’t us."

While it is perfectly reasonable to assume that the producers of this low budget, low ethics show might be willing to fake things to attract more viewers, it should also be said that the Finding Bigfoot team itself shows very little in the way of scientific integrity or know-how.

It's like a perfect storm in which the worst kind of producers meet the most credulous of believers. It's a match made in crackpot heaven.

One obvious example of the team's lack of scientific rigor is how they take take "evidence" that they have gathered from widely separated areas and claim that these unrelated bits of information somehow corroborate and support some other bit of unlikely evidence, a blurry video, for instance.

In one of their superfluous re-creations, the team has Bobo position himself near a stump in order to simulate a supposed "real" Bigfoot video in which Bigfoot steals a candy bar. Using an infrared camera, the team's efforts look exactly like the original video which proves that the figure in that tape must have been man-sized, not Bigfoot-sized.

Undeterred, the team immediately decides that the "Bigfoot" in the original video must have been a baby one. It is obvious that, regardless of their findings, this team is always going see Bigfoot wherever they go. Their theories are unfalsifiable, a sure sign of pseudoscience. Why even do the re-creation if the outcome is already known?

Matt makes unintentionally funny pronouncements over and over on the show. He proclaims that Bigfeet like peanut butter, that Bigfeet like to walk along electrical lines, that Bigfeet hunt and slaughter deer in a certain way. For Matt, Bigfoot exists everywhere and is a known quantity. The only thing Matt lacks is an actual, you know, Bigfoot.

This is all very funny except there is a good possibility that the show received good ratings and thus will return for another season. Matt vows that things will be different if that happens. From what we have seen so far, at least there is nothing that can make this show any worse. 

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263 thoughts on “Bigfoot Hunters Expose Their Own Show, Finding Bigfoot in Review

  1. Any real investigation would involve months in one location. Funny, a couple of days and they leave you hanging and um, “hoping.” How many seasons can they bait people on? If this creature really does exist, one thing is clear about this show, they do NOT want to find it. They want to ride this as long as they can, laughing all the way to the bank.

  2. What a bunch of crap, looking for over 40 years and never have they saw a live Bigfoot, only fake pictures so out of focus you can’t tell what it is. TV has gone to hell, even the ghost hunters are a load of shit. The Bigfoot hunters say they like Virginia as their favorite place to search, the real reason is the for the fine moonshine they make in the Forrest’s there, that’s why they hear things that’s not here. Funny they never have bears chase their overweight asses.

  3. Hmmm … I wonder …. sometimes I get frustrated to no end and drive into the mountains and yell/growl/howl at the the top of my lungs. I pick up branches and smack trees. I wonder if some of those sounds were me venting my frustrations over reality tv.
    Seems kind of “Squatchy” … or actally …more “Smurfy” to me!!

  4. Silly ! Pa. New York , Michigan all have over a million hunters out in the woods for weeks at a time why haven’t any hunters from these states or others killed or at least photographed a Bigfoot?
    What chance do 4 amateurs have spending a few hours at a time have?
    Millions and millions of hunters have not shot one , what does thatb say ? is that proof? OOOOwooh maybe one will answer i should get a camera.

  5. We wus fishin’ in an abandoned fishing cabin on Snelgrove lake. I went outside with cousin Billy Ray to take a piss. Then we heard wood knockin’ about 100 yards east. I went inside the cabin, got my gun and went out to look for this illusive creature. What i found changed my life forever. It was Bobo, Matt and Cliff havin’ a huge orgy in the woods with what looked like a Bigfoot. The tits were flapping around and there was hair everywhere. I joined in and tapped me some sweet Squatchie ass, when i was about done, i convulsed a little and my rifle went off and blew the bitches head clean off. Matt and Bobo started crying and Cliff screamed like a girl- I assume he was making a lesbian squatch distress call. Anyways we got pretty hungry after all the excitement and decided to eat the bigfoot carcass. It was pretty darn good if you ask me, one we took off the gorilla suit, that bitch Renae was dam tasty, Bobo pretty much ate the whole thing. It was only after we discarded the bones that Matt Dollarmaker realised that we had just disposed of de-fin-ative proof of the legendary beast. I concluded that we just commited first degree murder and that them boys have got some weird fetish and need to see somebody. Matt cried like a girl while Bobo comforted him, and Cliff was trying to get in on that action. Then before my eyes, another orgy took place. I decided i had enough action and made my way back to the cabin to tell my cousin what went down. On my way back I heard a stick break, looked over to my left and saw a huge beast. It was around 8 to 9 ft tall, hairy and he was jerkin’ off to the BFRO bpy’s gay orgy. So I knocked the tree next to me in an attempt to co-mmun-i-cate with the squatch. And my cousin Billy Ray turned around. Shit, we still laugh about that story to this day. Well the next day i went to the local sheriffs dept to confess my part in the murder of that pretty lookin’ lesbian from the show. They laughed at me and said that it sounded like a hoax. All i know is that bigfoots real, sure i believe, but my shrink says he’s having a hard time coming up with an explanation for this….

  6. I don’t care that the whole thing is made up. It is still entertaining. That is why I watch. I realize they are not using scientific methods, and that most of the footage is staged or whatever. Doesn’t matter. I watch it just for the entertainment value and I am highly amused with the show, especially when they “call” bigfoot. I would rather expect Tarzan to arrive on the scene instead of an unknown bipedal creature, but it is still fun to watch. Just don’t take it seriously.

  7. I have never understood why all the noise they make! î hunt with a bow and watching the deer they can be 500yds. Way ahead of you being as. Noiseless as possible , you. Go hitting a tree with a ax handle and everything that was there is gone now!BRAINS THEY LOST OUT. BOB

  8. then u clearly dont know what you are talking about, underground hophop is rare to find since they dont do it for money. you can find underground hop hop in the store on cd or hear it on the radio, the shit you hear every day is urban shit hiphop.

  9. This show is full of bull! just like all the stories of people who have “seen” bigfoot. In 98% of the stories they have some sort of firearm with them. if you feel like it’s gonna kill you, and you know for sure its not human, just shoot the damn thing!

  10. dear bigfoot people my name is scott hein and i wrote to you about a year ago and i said you should go to plattekill ny because i saw and cammunicated with bigfoot now i have moved to pine az ,85544, my father and i were out in the woods bigfoot hunting but not like killing and we saw a couple of bigfoot foot prints there was one with two missing toes but the perfect one i kindof steppt on but u can contact me on my e-mail (shein2014@yahoo.com)and you can come here if u want ( please come here please im begging)and come to the site. i have dicoverd that they follow the elk so please come here as you can see im begging and hope u read my last letter ill be sending you another hope you have good days have a nice day bye.

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